This morning when I opened up my kitchen door to go out to take the kids down to the bus stop I was met with a very unexpected surprise. My porch was completely covered in garbage. The porch is where we keep all our garbage until garbage day and some type of animal decided they needed to get into the garbage to see what they could find. Why couldn’t they have just checked out Mykonos villa rentals instead?? There was garbage from one end of the porch to the other. Not the first thing I want to face first thing in the morning. Let me tell you. So after three cups of coffee I went out and cleaned up all this mess.

Note to self: Self, at the end of the night, just before you go to bed, close the porch door!